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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:24

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
No way
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
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They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
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Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Still no good.
Still no good
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts