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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thanks to FIFA, Atlanta’s first-ever Club World Cup game was underwhelming - AJC.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Romania in the past was a poor country, but last year the government announced it had 521 billion leu (113$ billion dollars) revenue. Why is so much? What's the reason?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

No way

What are the coolest new smart home gadgets to upgrade your living space?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

NASA and India to Launch a $1.5 Billion Revolutionary Satellite That Will Change Earth Observation Forever! - The Daily Galaxy

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

What is the best time for conception?

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

Then came..

Still no good.

Still no good

Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

What steps have you taken to stop being a targeted individual by gang stalkers? What has worked, what would you have done differently?